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Michal Ludvig
Programs, technical writing, travel reports, and old-web curiosities.
I’m Michal Ludvig — a programmer, Linux enthusiast, and long-time collector of useful tools, travel notes, and questionable computer jokes.
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If it happens once, it’s a bug.
If it happens twice, it’s a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy.
There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
If it has a syntax, it isn’t user friendly.
Why make things difficult, when it is possible to make them cryptic and totally illogical, with just a little bit more effort?
Programming today is a race between software engineers building bigger idiot-proof programs and the universe building bigger idiots. So far, the universe is winning.