Airline Names
- Aer Lingus - Cunning Lingus
- Aermediterranea - Aermediterroranea
- Aeroflot - Aeroflop
- Aero Virgin Airlines - Aero burnin' Airlines
- AA (Aerolineas Argentinas, or Air Afrique or Algerie, or Alaska or American
or Ansett or Atlantis or Austrian Airlines) - Abort! Abort!
- Aeromexico - Aerowrecksico
- Aero Peru - Aero P.U.
- Air America - Scare Air
- Air BC - Air Burn & Crash
- AirCal - AirCrawl
- AirCal - Airkill
- AirCal - Scare Cal
- Air Cambodia - Air forbodia
- Air Canada - Air Can't...uh...duh...
- ACI - Always Crashing In flames
- Air Ecosse - Air costs
- Air Europe - Air you're down
- Air Florida - Air Florideath
- Air France - Air chance
- Air Gabon - Air Go down
- Air Illinois - Air what's that noise?
- Air Illinois - Scare Illinois
- AI (Air India or Air Inter) - Allah Informed
- Air Jamaica - Air Jerks kill ya
- Air Lanka - Air clunker
- Air Malta - Air Melt ya
- Air Mauritius - Air Murderous
- Air Micronesia - Air Microscopic
- Air Midwest - Air Mudwest (or The Mudliners)
- Air New England - Scare No Engines
- Air New York - Air New jerk
- Air New Zealand - Air No wheels land
- Air Of Vermont - Air Of Vomit
- Air Pacific - Air Pacifwreck
- Air Tanzania - Scare Tanzania
- Air UK - Air yuck
- Air Vietnam - Nuoc Mam (rotten fish sauce) Airlines
- Air West - Air Worst
- Air Wisconsin - 'ere We're crashin'
- Air Zaire - Air scare
- Air Zimbabwe - Air Zimbobsled
- Alaska Coastal-Ellis - I'll ask a ghost to tell us
- Alia - Always Late In Arrival
- Alitalia - Always Late ITALIAns
- Alitalia - Always Late In Takeoff And Landing Italian Airlines
- ALITALIA - Airplane Landed In Tokio And Luggage In Atlanta
- Allegheny Airlines - Agony Airlines
- Allegheny - Allemaybe
- Allegheny - Alligator
- Allegheny Commuter - Agonizing Computer
- All Nippon Airways - All fall down Airways
- Aloha Airlines - All over Airlines
- Altair Airlines - All scare Airlines
- Alyemda - Airborne Lunatic YEMenites Destroying Airplanes
- ATA - Americans Take Alternatives
- Apache - Arizona Planes Always Crash Horribly & Explode
- APSA - Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
- Ariana - Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes
- Arrow Air - Error Air
- Arrow Air - Harrowing Scare
- Aspen Airways - Crashpen Airways
- ATI - Alternative: Take Iberia
- Aviaco - Airplanes Violently In Awful Crashes Often
- Avianca - Awful anca
- Aviogenex - Aviogen wrecks
- Bahamasair - By llamas air
- Balair - Fallair
- Balkan Bulgarian - Broken Bulgarian
- Bangladesh Biman - Bangladeath flamin'
- Bar Harbor Airlines - Bar Hopper Airlines
- Bar Harbor - Scar Harbor
- BOEING - Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
- Bonanza Air Lines - Banana Air Lines
- Bonanza - Banzai
- Braathens SAFE - Braathens UNSAFE
- Braniff Airlines - Brainless Airlines
- Braniff - Brand-F
- Braniff - Rainbow or Chiclet Airlines
- Braniff's green 747 = Super Pickle
- Braniff's orange 747 = The Great Pumpkin
- Britannia Airways - Shit on ya Airways
- British Air Ferries - British scare Ferries
- British Airtours - British scaretours
- British Airways - Shitish Airways
- British Caledonian - Shitish Caledonian
- BMA - British Mangling Airplanes
- BOAC - Bail Out And Crash
- BOAC - Better On A Camel
- BOAC - British Overseas Air Catastrophes
- BWIA - Bound to Wait In the Airport
- BWIA - But Will It Arrive
- Britt Airways - Shitt (or "If you don't give a shit, go by
Britt!")
- Brockway Air - Shockway Air
- Brymon Airways - Die mon Airways
- CAAC - China Airlines Always Canceled
- CAAC - China Airlines Always Crashes
- Cameroon Airlines - Become marooned Airlines
- Cameroon - No room
- Capital Airlines - Crap it all Airlines
- Cargolux - Cargosucks
- Cascade Airways - Crashcade Airways
- Cathay Pacific - Crash in Pacific
- CCAir - Crash & Catastrophe Air
- Central Airlines - Bentral Airlines
- CSA - Czechs Smashing Airplanes
- China Airlines - China scarelines
- CAT - Crashes After Takeoff
- Cochise Airlines - No peace Airlines
- Comair - Kamikaze Air
- Command Airways - Commando Airways
- Conair - Conned air
- Condor Flugdienst - Condor Flugdeath
- Continental Air Lines - The Proud Bird with the Brass Ass
- Cordova Airlines - Cart over Airlines
- CP Air - Crashing Planes Air
- Crossair - Crashair
- Cruzeiro do Sul - Crasheiro do Sul
- Cubana - Cuburn ya
- Cyprus Airways - Try a bus Airways
- Dan-Air - Damn-Air
- Delta Air Lines - Deltoid (The Chicken Flight) Air Lines
- Delta - Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly
- Delta - Melt ya
- Delta - Don't Ever Leave the Airport
- Delta - Delayed Enroute, Luggage Turned Away
- DLT - Dis ist your Last Trip (pronounce with German accent)
- DLT - DoLT
- Eastern Air Lines - Eastburn Air Lines
- Eastern - Every Airplane Seems To Explode & wReck Normally
- Eastern - The Wings of Death
- EastWest Airlines - LeastWorst Airlines
- Ecuatoriana - Wreckuatoriana
- Egypt Air - Gypped Air
- El Al - EverLasting Always Late
- El Al - Every Landing Always Late
- Empire Airlines - Impure Airlines
- Ethiopian Airlines - Fallopian Airlines
- Europe Aero Service - You're down Aero Service
- Faucett - Aw shit
- Fed Ex - Fed up
- Finnair - Finished air
- Florence Airlines - Flatulence Airlines
- Flying Tigers - Frying Tigers
- Frontier Airlines - Front in rear Airlines
- Garuda Indonesian - Gruesome (pronounce Gah-ROO-sum) Indonesian
- Ghana Airways - Gone Airways
- Great Plains Airlines - Flaming Planes Airlines
- Gulf Air - Gulp Air
- Hapag-Lloyd - Hapag-destroyed
- Hawaiian Airlines - Why are we on Airlines
- Henson - Horrible Engines Never Seem to Operate Normally
- Hughes Aircraft - Huge Air crash
- Hughes Airwest - Flying banana (yellow DC-9s)
- Hughes Airwest - Hughes Airworst
- Iberia - I'll bury ya
- Icelandair - Icelandscare
- Indian Airlines - Indian scarelines
- Inex Adria - I wrecks Adria
- Interflug - Inter puke
- Intermountain - Into the mountain
- Iran Air - I ran here
- Iraqi Airways - I wrecked it Airways
- Japan Air Lines - Crap on Air Lines
- JAT - Jets Always Tumbling
- JAT (Yugoslav Airlines) - Joke About Time, Just At Time
- Jamais Au Temp (French - Never in time)
- Jetstream Airlines - Jetscream Airlines
- Kenya Airways - Can't ya Airways?
- KLM Royal Dutch - KLM Royal Ditch
- Korean Air Lines - Careenin' Air Lines
- Kuwait Airways - You wait Airways
- Lake Central Airlines - Shake Central Airlines
- Laker - Shaker
- LAN-Chile - Lots of Airplanes Non-functioning in Chile
- LAA - Libyan Airborne Accidents
- Linjeflyg - When we die
- Loftledir - Lostledir
- Long Island Airlines - Long die land Airlines
- LOT - Leave On a Train
- LOT - Look Out, Tower!
- LTU - Landings Total Us
- Lufthansa - Luftwaffe
- Luxair - Sucks air
- Maersk - Many Airplanes Explode; Riders Smashed & Killed
- MAS - Malaysian Airplane Smashers
- Malev - Many Airplanes Leave; Everyone Vomits
- Mall Airways - Sprawl Airways
- Martinair - Fartin' air
- Mexicana - Wrecksicana
- Middle East Airlines - Muddle East Airlines
- Midway Airlines - Mayday Airlines
- Midway - Midair
- Midwest Express - Midwest Distress
- Minerve - My nerves!
- Mohawk Airlines - Schmohawk Airlines
- Mohawk - Slow hawk
- Monarch Airlines - Bomb ark Airlines
- National Airlines - Crash 'em all Airlines
- National - Smashional
- New York Air - No Air
- Nigeria Airways - Die geria Airways
- NLM - Numerous Landing Malfunctions
- NorOntair - Not in air
- North Central Airlines - The Blue Goose (logo)
- Northeast Airlines - North least Airlines
- NCA - Notify Coast guard, Alas
- NCA - Numerous Catastrophes when Airborne
- Northwest Orient - Northwest Disorient
- Northwest - Northworst
- Olympic - Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
- Orion Airways - Cryin' Airways
- Otter Air - Slaughter Air
- ONA - Often Never Arrives
- Ozark Air Lines - "krazO" spelled backwards
- Ozark - Noah's ark
- Ozark - Oh jerk
- Ozark - Slowzark
- PAL (Pacific or Philippine Air Lines) - Plane Always Late
- PNA - Planes Never Airborne
- PSA - People Scattered About
- PSA - People Scattered All over
- PSA - Perennially Slow Airlines
- PSA - Piece of Shit Airlines
- PSA - (pronounced "pissah")
- PSA - Please Send Ambulances
- PSA - Please Stay Airborne
- PSA - the cattle car
- PWA - Please Wait Awhile
- PIA - Please Inform Allah
- Pan Am - PAinful, Nauseating And Miserable
- Pan Am - Pan slam
- Pan Am - Passengers Always Neglected At Mealtimes
- Pan Am - Probably Another Night At the Moon
- Pan American Airways - Pandamonium Scareways
- People Express - Cattle Express
- People Express - Feeble Express
- People Express - People Compress
- People Express - People Depress
- People Express - People Distress
- People Express - PEOPLES' EXPRESS (pronounce in a revolutionary tone)
- People Express - Red Army Express
- People Express - Aeroflot
- People Express - the bus
- Piedmont Airlines - Peed m' pants Airlines
- Piedmont - Piedmonster
- Pilgrim Airlines - Kill grim Airlines
- Pilgrim - Planes Inspected Lazily by Grass-smoking, Really
- Incompetent Mechanics
- Precision Airlines - Incision Airlines
- PBA - Planes Broken All over
- Qantas - Quit Always Neglecting The Airplane, Stupid
- Ransome Airlines - (this airline doesn't NEED a nickname)
- Reeve Aleutian - Real confusion
- Republic Air Lines - Repugnant Air Lines
- Rocky Mountain Airways - Bloody Fountain Airways
- Rocky Mountain Airways - Rocky Mountain Scareways
- Royal Air Maroc - Royal Air Shock
- SABENA - Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
- SAHSA - Stay At Home, Stay Alive
- Saudia - Slaughteria
- SAS - SOS or Service After Sex
- SWA - Should We Abort?
- SMB - Should've landed in Missouri, not Brazil
- Singapore Airlines - Sing no more Airlines
- Singapore - Sling 'n pore
- Skyways - Die ways
- SkyWest Airlines - SkyWorst Airlines
- Sobelair - Sober air (rarely)
- SAA - Skyborne Apartheid Always
- South Central Air - South Central Scare
- Southern Airways - South burn Airways
- Southwest Airlines - Southworst Airlines
- Spantax - Spandex
- Sterling Airways - Burning Airways
- Sudan Airways - Sue damn Airways
- Swissair - Pissair
- Syrian Air - Serious scare
- TAAG - Targeted by Anti-Aircraft Gunners
- TAAG - Troubled Airplanes Always Grounded
- TABA - Take A Bus Always
- TABA - Taxi Along Back Alleys
- TAP - Take A Propjet
- TAP - TAPs
- TAROM - Try to Avoid this Russian-Organized Mess
- Texas Air - Wrecks us Air
- Thai Airways - Cry Airways
- Time Air - Slime Air
- TOA - Take-Off Aborted
- TOA - Taxi Off Airstrip
- TOA - TOrA, TOrA, TOrA!
- Transamerica - Transamericrash
- TAA - Take Another Airline
- Transavia Holland - Can't save ya Holland
- Transbrazil - TransbraKill
- TCA (Trans Canada or
- Trans Caribbean
- Airlines) - Turboprops Crashing on Arrival
- TEA - Turbojets Exploding on Arrival
- Trans Mediterranean - Trans Mediterroranean
- TAT (Transcontinental Air Transport or Transport Aerien Transregional)
- Take A Train
- TTA - Teeter-Totter Airways
- TTA - Tree Top Airways
- TWA - Take Weapons Aboard
- TWA - Teeny Weenie Airlines
- TWA - Terrorists Welcome Aboard
- TWA - Terrorists Will Attack
- TWA - The Worst Airline
- TWA - Thieves, Whores, & Alcoholics
- TWA - Thousands Wandering Aimlessly
- TWA - Travel With Amal
- TWA - Try Waiting Awhile
- TWA - Try Walking Across
- TWA - TWAt
- Tunis Air - Penis Air
- THY - Try Hijacking Yourself
- United Airlines - United Airlanes
- United - Untied
- US Air - Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality
- US Air - U're (You're) Still Allegheny In Reality
- US Air - Useless Air
- US Air - US err
- US Air - US scare
- UTA - Under The Atlantic
- VARIG - Vomit At Regular Intervals Gracefully
- VASP - WASP
- VIASA - Vomit In A Sack Always
- Virgin Atlantic - Burn in Atlantic
- Wardair - Wart air
- WCA - We Crash A lot
- Western Air Lines - Worstern Air Lines
- Wien Alaska Airlines - Weird Alaska Airlines
- World Airways - Weird Airways
- Wright Airlines - Wrong Airlines
- Yemenia - Semenia
- Zambia Airways - Scrambled Airways