A Drowning Man
A man fell overboard from his boat and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up. "Jump in, we'll save you," the guys in the other boat shouted. "No!" cried the drowning man. "God will save me". The guys shrugged and left.
Another boat pulls up. Same result. Finally a helicopter hovered over the man. "We'll rescue you!" yelled the pilot. "No, God will save me," came the response. The man drowned.
As he crossed the Pearly Gates, he ran straight up to Jesus, complaining, "I placed my faith in You, Lord, and You let me drown!" "Hey, give me a break," said Jesus. "I sent you two boats and a frigging helicopter!"