What Guys and Girls Really Mean

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What guys say... ...What they mean...

Say: It is just orange juice, try it.
Mean: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

Say: She's kind of cute
Mean: I want to bang her till I am blue

Say: I don't know if I like her
Mean: She won't blow me

Say: I need you
Mean: My hand is tired

Say: I had her
Mean: I had (wet dreams about) her all week

Say: I really want to get to know you
Mean: ...so I can tell my friends about better it

Say: How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
Mean: Is my penis really that small?

Say: You're the only girl I've ever cared about
Mean: You are the only girl who has not rejected me

Say: I want you back
Mean: ...for tonight anyway

Say: We've been through so much together
Mean: If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity

Say: I miss you so much
Mean: I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

Say: No, I do not want to dance right now
Mean: Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

Say: The break-up should not start for another 24 hours
Mean: I want to have sex a few more times

Say: I am different from all the other guys
Mean: I am not circumsized

What women say... ...What they mean...

Say: Can't we just be friends?
Mean: There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

Say: I just need some space
Mean: ...without you in it

Say: Can you help me with my homework?
Mean: If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Say: Do I look fat in this dress?
Mean: We haven't had a fight in a while

Say: No, pizza's fine
Mean: Cheap bastard

Say: I just do not want a boyfriend now
Mean: I just do not want (you as a) boy-friend now

Say: I don't know; what do you want to do?
Mean: I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Say: Come here
Mean: My puppy does this too

Say: I like you but...
Mean: I don't like you

Say: You never listen
Mean: You never listen

Say: We're moving too quickly
Mean: I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

Say: I'll be ready in a minute
Mean: I am ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Say: Oh, no, I will pay for myself
Mean: I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

Say: Oh Yes! Right there
Mean: Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

Say: I'm just going out with the girls
Mean: We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your freinds

Say: There's no one else
Mean: I am doing your brother

Say: Size doesn't count
Mean: ...unless I want an orgasm

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