Letterman's Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, but aren't...
10. I need you to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put this in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk now!!
5. Hmmm.....I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair....I do all the work while he just sits back!!