Under A Scot's Kilt
A young Scottish shepherd was tending his flock in the highlands. He had sorted out his flock, which was grazing peacefully, and lunchtime arrived. After a hearty meal of Scotch broth, he felt rather weary, and decided to take a nap. He lay down under a tree and fell into a deep sleep.
A short while later, a pair of female English backpackers were walking by, when they noticed the shepherd asleep under the tree. The one asked the other "Do the Scots wear anything under their kilts?". "I have no idea." answered the other. The first lady decided that there was only one way to find out, and they sneaked up to the shepherd and lifted up his kilt, being careful so as not to awaken him. Sure enough, the stories were true: The Scots (at least this one) don't wear any underwear under their kilts. Have been this brave, they decided to leave a keepsake for the shepherd. The one lady took the hair ribbon out of her hair, and tied it around his dick. The backpackers then went on their way.
After a time, the shepherd woke up. He went behind the tree to relieve himself. Apon lifting his kilt, he was shocked to find the ribbon! "Laddie" he said "I don't know where you've been, but you've won first prize!"